Monday, December 25, 2006

哀伤的哀伤的新闻亲爱的bloggers 。我最亲爱的朋友Miao 死了。她不幸地死了以面条和铁锅事故。我被这新闻深深地痛苦。我总告诉了她的误用面条和铁锅。我不认为我能表现出我的感觉由单独blogging 。如此我创造了这首诗。显示我对Miao 的感觉死亡。Miao Miao Miao Miao 她是死死死的现在铁锅铁锅铁锅铁锅对我将聚集哀伤哀伤哀伤哀伤在我的生活中从未有我感到很坏的她的坟墓 因为Miao 是死的I 希望您将加入我在用她的一个祷告在生活以后。 今天是快活的圣诞节! 餐馆是繁忙的但整体我有了不起的时光! 我recieved 许多异常的礼物虽则。特别是从Mutley.(He 给我买一条可食的皮带!) 我不是肯定的如果我被认为吃它。谁知道什么做与它? 无论如何最好是, 我必须做一次快的旅行对葬礼主任! 为葬礼我是计划许多地道中国音乐。象香港Phooey! 这是Miao 的喜爱歌曲! 有好圣诞节! 我知道我有!

Sad sad news dear bloggers. I dearest friend Miao died. She unfortunately has died by the noodles and the iron saucepan accident. I by this news deeply deeply pain. I always told her to misuse the noodles and the iron saucepan. I did not think I can display my feeling by alone blogging. So I have created this first poem. Demonstrates me to the Miao feeling death.
"Miao Miao Miao Miao she will be the present iron saucepan iron saucepan iron saucepan iron saucepan which stubbornly will die gathers to me sadly sad is sad sadly never has me in mine life to feel the very bad "
her grave because Miao will be dies I hoped you will join me in to use her prayer after the life.

Today is the merry Christmas day! The restaurant is busy but the whole I has the great time! My recieved many unusual gifts though. Specially (He buys leather belt from Mutley. to me which may eat!) I am not firmly if I were considered eats it. Who knew what does with it? Should better be in any event, I must make a time of quick travel to funeral director! I plan many tunnels China music for the funeral. Looks like Hong Kong Phooey! This is the Miao affection song! Has the Christmas day! I knew I have!

29 comments:

First Nations said...

have the holiday happy being! we here know the holiday when the day is of crespecular moons, that deers on ceiling makes saint nicholas have present in chimney come! and have come in your chimney too the fat mans!

Mu Tai Dong said...

您有一个愉快的假日吗? 我希望您是! 什么是crespecular 月亮? 并且为什么有是deers 在天花板? 您有deers 在天花板。那必须是异常的。是肥胖人的确是在我的烟囱下! Ha ha ha!
You have a happy holiday? I hoped you are! What is the crespecular moon? Why and has is deers in the ceiling? You have deers in the ceiling. That must be unusual. Is the obese person indeed is under mine chimney! Ha ha ha!

frobisher said...

What a fitting tribute to Miao to rename your blog after her "effort".
Some say she was a miserable, sarcastic type with a loose grip on reality - but lets be generous now she's gone. Will her body be pushed out to sea on a burning pedaloe? or just left to the gulls?

mutleythedog said...

Lovely Mu Tai - just lovely. Great art is often inspired by grief. Mr F.s idea with the burning pedaloe sounds like fun and combines dignity with solemnity.

BEAST said...

I am bereft.....but at least miserable old miao will supply a veritable feast for the gulls.
The poem is a thing of beauty , I will treasure it always

Miao said...

Thanks Mu Tai, that is a very creative way for me to die. ;) And you can feed me to the gulls, I'd rather be eaten by them than to be friends with you.

And Frobisher, I don't need your generosity, you can keep it all for Mu Tai, she needs friends with a high threshold for bad English. ;) And if reality is full of people like Mu Tai, I'd rather live in a dream. :)

mutleythedog said...

Mu Tai, Miao is not dead she is here

"There are many sundials in Egypt, a country which is part of the vast Sahara Desert. The Sahara sun is so scorching hot that the heat it emanates is sufficient to turn any solid into liquid (well this is an exaggeration, but who cares? In addition, it is a relevant clue - big hint here)."

Obvious hay?

Miao said...

Mutley, have fun. ;)

BEAST said...

is Miao attention seeking , by faking her own death in a noodle related accident , only to return hmmmm.
Mu tai , have you perfected the recipe for bang bang mince pie yet ????

Miao said...

Dear Beast, Mu Tai Dong thought I was dead only because I changed my URL. I didn't deliberately impress upon her that I was dead. Why don't you ask her why she thought that I died only because I changed my address?

And besides, who doesn't love attention? But even among the most attention-seeking of all people, I'm sure no one craves attention from Mu Tai. ;)

BEAST said...

Hello miao , I suppose mu tai missed you , what with you being best buddies and all....

Mu Tai I have a poem

Waiting...
Sick with waiting...
mu tai, mu tai , mu tai
heal my aching psych
Sweet and sour ego....to go


Well what do you think

daybreak said...

well mutley and folks, i suggest that you give up your search for miao's new address (if you're interested in finding out at all), because only invited readers are allowed to read it.

well frobisher, mu tai is the truly miserable one with a loose grip on reality - she has imaginary friends. miao doesn't even know her personally. mu tai claimed that miao died only because she changed her address. -roll eyes- poor mu tai, she must be a very lonely person, eh? so lonely that she needs imaginary friends. why isn't her boyfriend keeping her company? oh, i guess he doesn't really love her, eh? poor mu tai, my heart cries for you...

Miao said...

Dear Beast, best buddies? Oh I am afraid that it is one-sided. The feeling isn't mutual. Mu Tai sees me as her best friend perhaps, but she is definitely not my best friend. ;)

Mu Tai Dong said...

受欢迎的新朋友!! 破晓, 谢谢您亲切的词! 不要是很害羞的。大家知道, 您是我的男朋友!! 在家再见!! 野兽您的诗震惊我。它有这样的完全光华在它的诗歌。我特别是喜欢"Mu Tai, Mu tai, Mu Tai"
New friend which welcome! ! Daybreak, thank you the kind word! Not if very shy. As everybody knows that, you are my boyfriend! ! In home goodbye! ! The wild animal your poem shocks me. It has such complete brilliance in its poetry. I specially am like "Mu Tai, Mu tai, Mu Tai"

BEAST said...

Aww thanks mu tai...... you would bring out the poetry in anyone :-).

Oh miao , open your heart to mu tai , ojne can never have too many friends.I guess to an artistic soul like mu tai , the change of a url is a little death in itself.....oh isn't 'little death' the french term for an orgasm.....miao you saucy minx !

Where is mutley ?????

Jingoistic said...

This is beginning to feel like a warped blog version of Romeo and Juliet. Except without the romance... (or will there be some to come?)

The Mutley Crew vs. Miao's friends.

Can't everyone just get along? Or will MTD continue to plagiarise?

And why does MTD maintain the facade of a retard? I know she's not (or hope she's not).

Mu Tai Dong said...

你好Jingoistic! 谁恋爱了? 我认为您恋爱了与Miao! 您是罗密欧并且Miao 是Juliet! 多么甜! 我可以走向婚礼吗? 天断裂和我应该很快得到星期三! 野兽I 认为您应该参与Bridport 文艺节日! 希望您全部有一个可爱的新年!
Your good Jingoistic! Who love? I thought your love and Miao! You are Romeo and Miao are Juliet! How sweet! I may move towards the wedding ceremony? The day break and I should very quickly obtain Wednesday! The wild animal I thought you should participation the Bridport literary arts holiday! Hoped you completely have a lovable new year!

mutleythedog said...

This is great! All the silly misunderstandings are over and we are getting along at last! I am sure the romance developing here will go on, and its nice that Miao and Mu Tai have made up! Also Mr Beast has turned to poetry - only Mr Jingoistic sounds a sour note! I think has been reading too much Harry Potter!

BEAST said...

I think Jingo is suffering from trapped wind , brought about by yuletide overindulgence.
I am sure once he has had a good new year 'clear out' he will be feeling much more sunny.
It makes the Beasts poetic soul sing to see miao and M T D reunited as blogspheres best buddies , and I am sure I will be asked to be page boy at the interweb wedding of the year.....I demand to wear a kilt (I have legendary knees and thighs that make you want to sing)

mutleythedog said...

I can commend the thighs and knees, I did once write a rhapsodic eulogy to those manly legs, - must see if I can dig out a copy!

mutleythedog said...

I think Miao and Daybreak are the same person!

Jingoistic said...

It's a good thing she changed her URL or Mr Mutley would have gathered his minions for a full on invasion.

MTD, I am good. Feel free to crash at my place whenever and we can have a tete-a-tete ;). That invitation goes out to the lot of ya's as well.

Miao said...

Mutleythedog: Don't be silly, of course daybreak and I are not the same person, just like you and Mu Tai aren't the same person. :)

mutleythedog said...

What are you up to for the English New year - having got the Chinese one out of the way last week - Mu Tai? Are you cooking, will you be busy ? Is Mandy-Tina Dienstbier coming from the USA as arranged?

Newforestandy said...

Just a queery for you.....

I am wondering if m tai dong is a direct descendant to that famous, and hugely popular, King Dong?

BEAST said...

N F A.... blimey I hope not.

Where is Mu Tai , its about time to post , you lazy blogger

Miao said...

Oh Mutley, do believe me, Chinese New Year won't be here till February next year! In my country we celebrate all Chinese, Malay and Indian festivals, so we know!

Megan said...

Happy New Year! That looks good.My mom used to cook with a wok when I was little. It made vegetables taste good and I remember the weird hissing of steam it made.
But then it got old and mom wondered if it was safe to use.
I miss that wok.

Ladyhihi said...

have the holiday happy being! we here know the holiday when the day is of crespecular moons, that deers on ceiling makes saint nicholas have present in chimney come! and have come in your chimney too the fat mans!


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