Friday, January 19, 2007


我有坏消息家伙。我任 意地浏览互联网并且我发现中国新年是在第18 FEBUARY! 我认为它是Miao 的缺点我那么及早庆祝了它。她明显地不是非常汉语。并且这不是罕见的非洲蜗牛的年而是猪。这是我读它从的网站! 由于周期月球约会, 年的第一天可能下落任何地方在下旬1月和2月之间中部。在中国日历, 2007 年是月球年4704-4705 。在西部日历, 新年的开始跌倒2007 年2月18 日- 猪的年。 如果您是出生- 您是出生在猪之下的标志。象猪, 您高度被看待为您和纯净心脏, 并且您经常交朋友为生活。2007 年为猪, 所有最近挫折或障碍可能克服因此神色今后对亲自或专业地真正地发光, 或的一年。 并且我有有些我的专刊! "小学是有趣的时光为我。在中国我同时被教西班牙语和英语。我能并且讲荷兰语, 法语, 希腊语, 意大利语, 日语, 韩国语, 葡萄牙语, 俄语。或那是什么我的巴比伦认为! 我有许多朋友, 并且我们在水泥上经常会度过早晨和下午追逐在沙子坑附近和修造城堡。" 快! Jabber 再很快!
I have the bad news fellow. I wilfully glance over the Internet and I to discover China new year is in 18th FEBUARY! I thought it was the Miao shortcoming I has that early celebrated it. She obviously is not the unusual Chinese. And this is not the rare achatina fulica's year but is a pig. This is I reads it from a website! As a result of cyclical Moon appointment, year first day possible whereabouts any place between last ten days of the month January and February middle. In the Chinese calendar, 2007 is the Moon year 4704-4705. In the western calendar, the new year start tumbles on February 18, 2007 - pig's year. If you are birth - you are the birth under pig's symbol. Likely the pig, you highly are regarded for you and the pure heart, and you frequently make the friend are the life. In 2007 is a pig, all recent setbacks or the barrier possibly overcome therefore the look from now on to personally or specialized truly will shine, or a year.

And I have some my memoir! The "elementary school is the interesting time is I. Me is taught Spanish and English while China. I can and speak the dutch, French, Greek, Italian, Japanese, the Han national language, the portuguese, Russian. Or that is any my Babylon thought! I have many friends, and we frequently can pass the morning and the afternoon on the cement pursue nearby the sand pit and build the castle. "is quick! Jabber is again very quick!

13 comments:

mutleythedog said...

I am looking forward to celebrating Chinese new Year again - it will be fun. Why did Miao tell you the wrong date? Its quite cruel to make fun of you that way. Maybe it is different in Singapore and you were right first time? I am ready to do the dancing again - but must I really have sex with all those women twice? I am inviting Beasty to deal with the second 20 this time - are you sure it is a chinese tradition?

Jingoistic said...

speak french? comez-vous couchez avec moi? est-ce que vous aimez le francais?

Gorilla Bananas said...

Sorry to change the topic, but can you advise on stir-frying broccoli? Ken Hom says you par-boil in water before stir-frying. Do you agree with him, or do you put it in the wok raw?

Newforestandy said...

Gorilla, I always put it in my wok raw, tho i prefer a nice sausage as opposed to broccoli!

As it is the year of the pig, does it mean that we can only eat pork during this year?

As you are so multi lingual, does it mean that you can say asso to everyone now?

Mu Tai Dong said...

是嘟囔! 多少次必须我告诉您!! 如果您不中国新年适当地不会开始。
Is mumbles! How many must I tell you! ! If your China new year suitably cannot start.

Aucun Jingoistic combien de fois doivent je vous m'indiquer ne dormira avec vous. Oui j'aime le français!
No Jingoistic how much of time must I you indicate to me will sleep with you. Yes I love French!

Apey I 建议一公升橄榄油。您倾吐它在平底锅以大汤匙盐和某一地精。加硬花甘蓝和让它煨一个小时在低热。去掉和排泄油。崩裂一些胡椒在硬花甘蓝用一些蜂蜜。我希望那被帮助!
Apey I suggests liter olive oil. You pour out it in the flat-bottomed pan by the big soupspoon salt and some polygonum multiflorum. Adds broccoli and lets it simmer for a hour in the low heat. Removes and the excretion oil. Cracks some pepper in broccoli to use some honey. I hoped that is helped!

新森林Andy 如果会想要方向在烹调您的香肠是肯定的告诉我。照原样猪的年它意味我们必须吃至少一头猪每天! 这是一坏年为猪但想象是什么它象在猴子的年! asso 意味什么!?
New forest Andy if can want the direction to cook your sausage is firmly tells me. According to the original design pig's year it meant we must eat a pig to be at least daily! This is a bad year but the imagination is any it looks like for the pig in monkey's year! Asso means any! ?

Minx said...

Wok raw? Wok raw? Otherwise known as tetanus? You eat this Gorilla?

mutleythedog said...

Minx is right!!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Tetanus is for wimps. Those limp-wristed germs don't have a prayer in a gorilla's immune system.

mutleythedog said...

Yoh Mu tai - did you get much stuff from the shipwreck - I saw you there and shouted but a group of angry lesbians got in the way and in a moment you were lost in the crowd!

Mu Tai Dong said...

Minx! 在bridport 我经常需要射入当mutley 的邮件新娘经常咬住! Apey! 您喜欢您的食谱? 是嘟囔我收集了许多材料。蝗虫, 网, 鱼, 地精。
Minx! In bridport I frequently need to inject when the mutley mail bride frequently bites! Apey! You like your recipes? Was mumbles me to collect many materials. Locust, net, fish, polygonum multiflorum.

mutleythedog said...

I have some stilletoes your size and 11 face creams - all from the Napoli, would you like them?

mutleythedog said...

Would you like one of my miniature coffee tables in a flat pack or a sort of light thing that looks like a giant earring?

Mu Tai Dong said...

是Mutley! 我会爱鞋子和木头和一切! 我没有得到除蝗虫之外!
Is Mutley! I can love the shoe and the wood and all! I have not obtained except the locust outside!