Tuesday, January 2, 2007

我决定我写我的生活专刊。我认为这应该叫做"艺妓的专刊" 。它将在所有关于我有生存生活作为中国妇女在突变体被控制的镇的困难的时间。我将要求我的朋友Miao 帮助我与这她现在转世了。并且我的朋友Jingoistic 意志帮助, 在回归在我的帮助下在他的GCSE's 。他最奋斗在英语。哪些作为您知道是我的长处。
我走通过西部海湾今天需要贝类的图片为我的菜单并且我看见了这个美妙的海象! 它的象牙是非常长的您不认为? 它有很多皱痕!
I decided I write my life memoir. I thought this should be called "geisha's memoir". It will be possessing about me has the survival life as the Chinese women in the mutant the town difficulty time which will control. I will request friend of mine Miao to help me now to be reincarnated with this her. And friend of mine Jingoistic will help, in return under mine help in his GCSE's. He most struggles in English. Which took you knew is my strong point.
I walked through the western bay need the shellfish the picture and I to see this wonderful walrus today for mine menu! Its ivory is extremely long you did not think? It has very many wrinkles!

20 comments:

BEAST said...

embarrasingly , I think I met that 'walrus' on a blind date in Bournemouths premiere nightclub Bumbles , she had advertised in the lonley hearts column as desperate single mother mandy , good figure , own teeth.....sounds just my type I thought.....how dissapionted was I !!!!!

Jingoistic said...

I'm so glad I am friends with someone with such literary abilities. Everyone seems to be offering help these days!

A chinese geisha?

mutleythedog said...

I saw the walruses - or should that be walrii? Is the female one really called Many - she does indeed have good teeth. I am glad you have accepted the resurrection of Miao - it is for the best!

mutleythedog said...

Not Many - Mandy as you wrote!

BEAST said...

Miao is my blogging sweetheart , I never doubted she would 'cross the great divide' to be reunited with me.......

Mu Tai Dong said...

野兽! 您是在一个日期与这个海象! 那是令人作呕的! 她的象牙没有得到用交谈方式吗? Jingoistic 把您从未被听说' 中国艺妓'? 这就是为什么我必须教育您! 您知道没什么! Mutley I 同意Miao 的复活是一件好事, 虽然一点干扰看发生。我认为Miao 应该写一首诗关于她的外面身体经验!
Wild animal! You are in a date and this walrus! That is makes one sick! Her ivory has not obtained with the conversation way?

Jingoistic never hears you ' Chinese geisha '? Why is this I must educate you! You do not know any!
Mutley I agreed Miao the reactivating is a good deed, although a disturbance looks at the occurrence.
I thought Miao should write a poem about hers outside body experience!

mutleythedog said...

You are indeed ambitious Mu Tai - you will need to be if you are to help Mr J. I have been reading his Blog and "ouch"....

Jingoistic said...

I know my blog leaves a lot to be desired, so why don't you help as well? You're literary contribution was be astounding for my humble blog.

Oh Mutley, if you weren't such a two-faced git I might have come to love you.

mutleythedog said...

OK Mr J. where doe the two faced bit come from ? - I am just an honest, humble and slightly jaded individual, with my own bedsit, a plague of monkeys and a mutant infestation.

BEAST said...

and underwear full of fungal growths !!!! you forgot those

mutleythedog said...

Underwear formerly full of fungal growths - I think it was wearing one of Beasts stolen thongs which did it!

BEAST said...

Mu Tai is my new blogsphere sweetheart as Miao has seen fit to run off with Frobisher(a pox on the pair of them).
Oooooh Mu Tai ours will be a great interweb romance to rival ant and dec oops i mean cleopatra.
You are now officially the Beasts muse.
PS i did tell mutley to soak the stolen thongs in bleach as that lot at no 38 are a scabby looking bunch

BEAST said...

I like a girl with crispy seaweed

mutleythedog said...

Mu Tai is sexually a little extreme - this is just a warning Mr B. Do make sure she knows your "safe word" otherwise - well ... otherwise does not bear thinking about.

Mu Tai Dong said...

您是什么说Mutley?! 野兽I 写一首诗在您的荣誉: 野兽野兽野兽宴餐宴餐宴餐巧克力巧克力巧克力开花花花
What are you say Mutley? ! The wild animal I writes a poem in yours honor: The wild animal wild animal wild animal feast meal feast meal feast meal chocolate chocolate chocolate blossoms the flower to be colored

BEAST said...

Mu Tia....the poem was beautifull , I felt a great lump....(I know what you were all thinking TROUSERS...vile scum)in my throat , my heart aches for you ,........ and I wouldnt mind a side order of singapore noodles if you have any going.
This 'interweb' crossed lovers thing is going quite well , apart from the threat of extreme bondage and sexual injuries with a wok!!

frobisher said...

He's not called Beast for nothing Mu Tai - don't bother wearing tights

mutleythedog said...

I am jealous of your great poem that you wrote for Beast - there is a short story competition at clarityofthenight.blogspot.com you might be interested in - as practise for the Bridport Literary Festival obviously!

mutleythedog said...

That should be clarityofnight.blogspot.com -sorry honourable one!

Jingoistic said...

Mutley the dog... I've just realised, isn't that off Wacky racers? Funny how I only just realised that.

And funny also how your initials match Mu Tai's? Perhaps I'm reading into this a bit too much.